how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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