Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
this is an emotional support booty call
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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