i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
ugly people sure do ruin things
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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