No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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