I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize
