I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's never too late to be topless.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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