Got a toothbrush?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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