Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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