i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I wear drunk well.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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