If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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