my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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