How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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