I'm jealous of your bromance
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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