Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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