This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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