Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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