don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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