All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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