Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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