i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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