Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You may now shotgun with the bride
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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