he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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