Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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