i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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