doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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