just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
How does one acquire holy water?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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