so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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