i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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