ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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