youre lurking in front of me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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