Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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