I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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