did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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