You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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