I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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