If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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