you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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