my vag is so smooth its legendary
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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