it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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