Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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