oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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