it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm really busy with my period
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