He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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