I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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