fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Still dying that you shit outside
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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