Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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