i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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