I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Did you just see the Batmobile???
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I love having hate sex.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Randomize
