My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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