so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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